Monday, July 13, 2009

Swan's Coconut Porter and heart and soul

Flavius: Meterman we need to have a funny dialogue, we are losing readers.
Meterman: We are losing readers because your reviews suck.
F: I tried to spruce the reviews up with more descriptive words.
M: Look in your new thesaurus and find new word for blows. As in your blog blows.
F: That is not fair, I pour my heart and soul into this blog.
M: It shows vampire. Now pour something that matters, like me another beer.
Swan's Coconut Porter
Taste +4

You get your standard porter smell here: toast, roasted malt with added coconut macaroons. On its own it is a good porter; the right amount of roasted grains with a touch of sweetness. The coconut adds that extra creaminess and fullness; rather like coconut milk.

Aftertaste +2

Longer lingering sweet roasted flavour, part toast and part coconut macaroon.

Alcohol Content 0 5.5%

Value +1

This was nice, I would get it again. I think it was under $5 for a bomber.

Ingame Enhancement 0

I saw the trailer for L4D2. I wet myself. Is there someway to medically induce a coma until November?

Overall 7/10

Take your above average roasted Porter, then add the thickness and sweetness or coconut and you have a coconut porter. I like it.

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