Flavius: I didn't get the Tim Hortons job.
Meterman: Shocking. Lets try to improve your interview questions.
M:"What was you last employer's opinion of you?"
F:Very low, his last words to me were, "I never want to see your ugly face again."
M:"What do you see as most attractive about the job?"
F: The lack of responsibility, subervision and little accountability.
M:"What are your long term goals"
F: Try to reduce my number of court appearances.
M: I find it hard to believe you are unemployed.
Bitter Chocolate Oatmeal Stout (12th Anniversary) by Stone Brewing
Ratebeer.com 3.85 97th Percentile
This was an impulse buy at a Whole Foods in Las Vegas. I am truly a sucker for oatmeal stouts and cool looking bottles.
Ouch, this is a full-on oatmeal stout; sharp bitter chocolate and coffee/espresso flavours hit you right away. The nose is of burnt toast and ethanol. It feels almost as thick as oatmeal when you drink it.
Very impressive finish; once the bitter chocolate and coffee fades you can pick up hints of raisins, vanilla and so many more.
Alcohol +1 9.2%
You can sure taste it on this one. The flavour seems right at home with this strong tasting beer.
If you factor in airfare, Whole Paycheck markup and travel time this gets to be one expensive beer.
Ingame Enhancement +1
This night was the monthly Clan ARC PS3 Gran Turismo and beers night (a.k.a drinking and driving). It was also a plus because Meterman didn't wake up nauseatingly hung over.
8/10 BOOM ZOMBIESHOT
This review is a little bit biased, stouts are my favourite beer. This one certainly made into the top five.